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The one thing you will find when you speak to Bryce is his amazing ability to push all his problems to one side, using his sence of humour, this is why we feel he may be able to help you. I read a story in a christian book no less, but it was about 2 different people who were made redundant at the same time, one used the oportunity to create his own business and became very rich the other guy was feeling so sad and sorry for himself he just crept into a shell. Would not get up in the morning till before long he could not get up in the morning, his wife left him and his redunancy money soon went, there he was no hope no life.

When you have been dealing with false allegations against you it is like the whole world is tumbling down, but it does not have to be the end you can be like the first guy and get on with it or you can let it destroy your life even more.

We are always looking for help, believe me there is nothing that takes you mind off your problems like helping the poor souls that are in a worse position than your self.

So enough preaching, in the future this page will contain jokes and puzzles, when Bryce has figured how to put then on the site. KEEP SMILING!!!!

watch this space.

A guy is driving around Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there. "You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the Lab replies. "So, what's your story?"

The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.

I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running."

"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters and listening in."

"I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

"Ten dollars," the guy says.

"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

"Because he's a liar. He never did any of those things."

CRAZY!!!

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "Crazy" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down off the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who is blonde) asked what I was doing? I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that my boss would think I was "Crazy" and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked what are you doing? I told him
I was a light bulb. He said " you are clearly stressed out and need to recuperate for a couple of days" I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss said and where do you think you are going?
She said, " I'm going home too as I cannot work in the dark!!

Sue

A wealthy old person decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking
a faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for company.

One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles
discovers that she's lost. Wandering about, she notices a leopard
heading rapidly in her direction with the intention of having lunch.
The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!" Noticing
some bones on the ground close by, she immediately settles down to
chew on the bones with her back to the approaching cat. Just as the
leopard is about to leap, the old poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that
was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around
here?"

Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look
of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!",
says the leopard, "That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!"

Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a
nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade
it for protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the old poodle
sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that
something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard,
spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.

The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here,
monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that
conniving canine!"

Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his
back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?", but instead of running,
the dog sits down with her back to her attackers, pretending she
hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the
old poodle says: "Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour
ago to bring me another leopard!"

Moral of this story.. Don't mess with old farts...age and treachery
will always overcome youth and skill! Bullshit and brilliance only
come with age and experience!